{"product_id":"unisex-jersey-t-shirt","title":"Certified A.I. Bullshit T-Shirt","description":"Lightweight, breathable cotton with a relaxed retail fit and a bold, vintage-stamp design makes this shirt feel like a casual declaration you reach for again and again. The front carries a small badge at the chest while the back features a distressed stamped logo that reads with wit and attitude. Worn over gym shorts or layered under a jacket, it moves with you — soft, airy, and responsibly sourced. The crew neck and ribbed collar keep lines clean, shoulder tape and side seams hold shape, and a tear-away label keeps the neck irritation-free. This tee sits comfortably in everyday life: honest, slightly irreverent, and effortlessly worn-in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers)\u003cbr\u003e- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (4.2–4.3 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label; printed neck label may be applied during fulfilment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46413773963343,"sku":"15981251484494847706","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46413773996111,"sku":"28153135830311587913","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46413774028879,"sku":"97124765562140135094","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46413774061647,"sku":"77648210550033337686","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46413774094415,"sku":"10281584848295814352","price":28.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46413774127183,"sku":"30041615427332314894","price":28.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/0446\/6767\/files\/1905601353079728699_2048.jpg?v=1786759984","url":"https:\/\/patriotsproducts.com\/products\/unisex-jersey-t-shirt","provider":"PatriotsProducts.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}